He was telling God that he had enough and he wants to die. The devil overheard this and asked him: “I can help you with that. What will you give me if I kill you?”
He: “I won’t give you anything. I don’t trust you”
Devil: “But, there is a price for everything”
He: “Okay, fine. You can once come and have tea with me in return”
Mumblings of A Schizophrenic 